Limousine stag to Canada
Here's the scenerio: You get a handfull of guys together. Everybody chips in for the limo. You agree to have everyone meet at somebody's house at a designated time. Order some pizza and wings. Start drinking! Maybe get a quick card game in. Hell yeah! Have the limmo scheduled to pick you up an hour later.
I've been to a number of these limousine stags. Its always a blast. You're riding in style. You've got a professional designated driver. Everyone can get hammered. The dancers around the clubs in Fort Erie & Niagara Falls are crazy. You're bound to come back with some life-long stories. Make sure the groom gets his ass whipped on stage.
Limousine - Things to think about:
- Book an oversized limousine. If you have 8 guys, get a 10 or more passenger limmo. Unless everybody is scrawny, you won't be comfortable.
- Don't plan on going to too many different clubs. Why spend all that time driving around. Spend it where it counts.
- Don't forget to tip the limo driver. For a 4-5 hour night, you should be tipping at least a hundred bucks.
- If anyone in your gang has a tendency toward puking when drunk, you better bring a vomit bag. Don't puke in the limousine. You'll have to pay for cleanup.
- Burn a couple favorite party cd's to listen to. Most limousines have a cd player. Its better than trying to find good music on the radio.
- If you already know specifically where you want to go, make sure you tell the limousine company at the time of booking. I had an experience where we hired a limousine for a retirement party trip to Canadian strip clubs. The driver didn't know where half of the bars were.
Before leaving the country:
- Bring your driver's license. You should also consider bringing a copy of your birth certificate. Border security keeps getting tighter.
- Don't mess with the border guards. Don't be a wise ass. They take their jobs very seriously. They can & will ruin your night.
- Think twice about inviting your pot-head buddies. Border patrol has drug sniffing dogs. They are extremely sensitive. How bad would it suck if a dog caught a whiff of refer or something else? It could be the worst bachelor party of all time.
- If any of the guys have been convicted of a felony, leave them home. Crossing the border could be an issue. Although you might slip through, it is technically a crime to even enter Canada if you have a prior felony conviction.

